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@dredVonZepp 🔥🔥🔥 Just in case you feel like working your Magic on a grandpa 😜@GrandpaApeCC #GACC #MACC
Now this is a story all about how…
#BAYC4756 life got flipped upside down. Now retired as #GACC1425 flipping hotcakes at the suburban Waffle House, spitting his dentures into the grits of the hot sugar mamas he hopes to woo into his bungalow. #GACC #BAYC #BAYCRetirement
@opensea It would be @GrandpaApeCC if you could fix your broken site 😅 #GACC #MACC #BrokenSea
@jerrmag @GrandpaApeCC Don't you think the GOAT - @kellyslater - needs to come claim his room at the country club! Kelly, we've got your trophy case all set up. We get down @GrandpaApeCC - make it your first #NFT and let's celebrate! 🤙#GACC #BAYC #MACC #MAYC @johnjohnflorenc @kai_lenny @whoisjob
In my younger years, I used to terrorize tourists on safari and take the items they left behind. This hobby led me into my lifelong passion.....a street merchandise vendor on Rodeo Drive!
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Credit to BAYC774 owner: AlphaBravo
Being a cowboy was difficult. Used to drink a lot in my youth. This impacted my eyesight which started deteriorating when I was a young bored ape. Now, I am a blind grandpa. Just celebrated 100th birthday w/my grandkids. Lesson: Don't Party & Drink!!
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When I first married my wife, she would always complain that I was too loud in the kitchen, which led to many fights. Now days, however, she never complains. I think it's because she can't hear the smoke alarm anymore...
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Credit to BAYC4797 owner: N/A
@NonFungibleBuzz @GrandpaApeCC @kuchuya_ART @ASLAN_NFT LFG!!! #GACC #MACC ALL DAY EVERYDAY! @GrandpaApeCC
Sometimes it takes time to realize who you are. Angelo discovered his passion for art over time. It's never too late to open your eyes and go after your passion. Now he uses his time on the greens to get inspired.
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It was a cold Sunday morning in 1993, Lionel was leaving Berghain when he noticed a homeless person in the cold and gave up his fur coat. Lionel still parties and never once regrets the ❤️ given.
BAYC #8333 @PrepsToThePros
GACC #4352 @Blue1147276253
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@harryhurst Congrats @harryhurst! This young #BAYC ape's Grandpa has seen some stuff. He is waiting for him @GrandpaApeCC - the stories he can tell! #GACC #BAYCretirement
I used to sing with the Village People...now I just live with village people...
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Credit to BAYC3848 owner: N/A
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me...until I got my eyes poked out in a gang fight one day. Thanks to that and after years of adaptation, I can HEAR fish and am the reigning Bassmaster Classic champion
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Credit to BAYC6508 owner: N/A
Used to be a Cop that "tested" my confiscated supply a bit too much, if you know what I mean. Got sent to the Navy to swab decks...they said I needed to "clean up" my act. Been stuck here ever since...send help
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Credit to BAYC1681 owner: @RogerTam88
You know when they say “that didn’t age well?”
Well, my gramp did. A lil trim of nostrils hair and he’ll be ready to hit on the ladies like the good ol’ days. Borrowed the old photo from #BAYC 7433 owner, hope you don’t mind😁🍕 @GrandpaApeCC #GACC
Gilligan spent his life at sea. Contacting Scurvy he lost all his teeth so he jammed skittles into his retainer to make a grill. On one occasion an alien attack captured all the crew on his ship invading his body and turning him into a robot..#BAYC #GACC #BAYCRetirement
Grandpa Joe says he was the first man to sail the world you can tell his been through a tidal wave!
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Once a party Zombie....always a party Zombie. #BAYCRetirement #GACC #BAYC