my favorite genre of images are these photoshoped ones of paul dano as riddler when ppl had no idea that his design was going to be something that lowkey looked like a green waterproof condom

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It is better not to wear that condom, to start a family, retire from demon hunting and just.....being a happy house wife?

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“E stringere le mani
per fermare
qualcosa che
è dentro me
ma nella tua mente
non c’è
Capire tu non puoi
tu chiamale se vuoi
emozioni”.Lucio Battisti



M P

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Spoiler //

Oh my god they really did it till the end 😙🖤

Pilgom '' If I knew this would happen, I would have brought more condoms''

While thrusting into nanmoo hole

Pilgom '' Here? Do you like it here? "

Nanmoo '' Oh...No, it's deep. It's deep. "

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With pleasure. Do you want raw or with condom? Or both?

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[...Tô namorando aquela mina
Mas não sei se ela me namora
Mina maneira do condomínio
Lá do bairro onde eu moro...]

EU TENHO UM FUCKING PENHASCO POR ESSA MULHER

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“La voglia di baciarti in qualsiasi situazione, in qualsiasi posto, davanti a tutti,in qualsiasi ora,è estenuante,sfiancante
Mi divora.
Ti prego fà che non mi passi mai”. Sofocle


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🍌 Scandal

TAEHWAN GROCERY WITH BOX OF XL CONDOMS HAHAHAHA PRESSHHUUSSS did they even get to use one by the door 😂😂😂

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I just read in the news that the number of cases of Syphilis in Japan has reached an all-time high. Does Sailormoon need to come out and distribute free condoms and remind everyone again?

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what do you kids want a house and lot, land, building, money, condominium, luxury car, ipad, appliances, statue of liberty name it !

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“L’autunno entrava
nella stanza della
nostra vita è fragile
scioglieva le sue vesti
sopra i nostri corpi
ad avvolgere
con l’amaranto
delle sue foglie
i nostri incauti sogni”. S M


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like everyone else said, i thought the guitar pick was condom HSGSJSGSHSGS HE REALLY BE ALL OUT ON HIS DOM LOOK HUH😭😭😭💦💦❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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🎮He gave her the dragon egg.
🎮He helped her buy condoms.
🎮He cried when she told him she likes him for who he is.

Marshall & Sam are getting closer! We're discussing episodes 167-171 of by !

Listen here: https://t.co/zWnmwcdLxA

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oh!!! the eng is already at this part!!!!
"We need a condom"
"Do you wanna make a baby or sth?"
"Well that's a shame, Because I don't"

AAAAAA YEO TAEJUUUUUU

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Yeah bro I added some nice embroidery/gold trim to her scissor legs so it fits with the fanciness of the design

AND YES THOSE ARE HEXTECH ULTIMATUM CONDOMS AKHILA LMFAO 😂

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In the spirit of here is a joke for you (sorry not sorry)

"What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

... One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a GREAT year"

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If anyone's seen Aggretsuko, there's this really handsome polar bear who appears briefly... I drew a pinup with him with a few condom filling alts. x3

Check it out at silver tier: https://t.co/dbQyGh9bFB

Or my werewolf comic at bronze:
https://t.co/xvESwALA9F

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She really is stupid. Jeez. No wonder that she has to put the moves on that tutor.

First, that's an onahole, not a condom.

Second, condoms are an aesthetic choice. Aoi doesn't care for protection, but collecting semen then drinking it at once is an unmatched talent. https://t.co/NEnNV9gnn9

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