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Another one commemorating President Hair Crime’s visit with his Albion analog.

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2019-12-03

Happy birthday to Shirley Chisholm, born 95 years ago today.

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2019-12-01

“Presidents are not kings.” - Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.

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2019-11-27

All of these embarrassments referring to President Turd Reich as “the Chosen One” make the best case yet for atheism. But I guess a Bronze Age belief system pairs well with a bigot in bronzer.

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2019-11-26

Looks like that thing is trending again, here’s some for the MAGA set.

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2019-11-24

Shout out to Slave Bikini Nunes for doing his slippery best to please Traitor the Hutt by fishing for that sweet sweet Biden dirt.

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2019-11-24

Day 1036: In which an increasingly desperate political party-turned-embarrassing-fan club-for-remedial-toddler-brained-frauds gets their collective accessory asses handed to them.

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2019-11-23

Here’s to hoping President Cowardly Lyin also honors the brave soldiers who fought at the Battle of LaGuardia and wrested our independence from the British between baggage claim and the men’s bathroom.

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2019-11-12

Happy Veteran’s Day from Commander-in-Chief Chicken Wing Bone Spurs, who proudly defends Lady Liberty even though she dresses “like a total 5”.

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2019-11-11

Day 1024: It’s so cute when cults fall in love.

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2019-11-11

Day 1019: In which the Quisling of Queens does his hometown a tremendous solid.

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2019-11-05

I know I recently reposted these but since today is actually Halloween, here’s another look at last year’s Oval Office costumed creepshows.

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2019-10-31

Day 1009: In which a treason-curious dust mummy lawyer butt dials a reporter because that’s what you do when you have all the cunning of a “Home Alone” burglar. ’#trumpcrimefamily

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2019-10-26

RIP Congressman Cummings, one of the truly great ones.

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2019-10-18

Is it at all surprising that the same stable genius who thought the Revolutionary War was decided at the Battle of LaGuardia criticizes the Kurds for their lack of military support during WWII?

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2019-10-12

It’s October 1st, which means the countdown to Halloween begins! 🎃👻🤡

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2019-10-01

That treason-adjacent face you make when you’ve run out of cousins to marry or civil war cemeteries to use for teeth.

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2019-09-29