Apparently, is a thing, so I'll jump on it!

🦎 Feed her at least 3 crickets every day
🦎 Handle her gently without crushing her
🦎 Let her draw every once in a while
🦎 Don't lose her (she's tiny!)
🦎 Don't give her too many sweets
🦎 Give her lots of head rubs

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2018-07-17


🌕 diet consists of energy drinks and bread
🌖 environment should be kept at 70°F & below, can be let outside during fall & winter
🌗 requires daily nap
🌘 may be safely cohabited with rats
🌑 unstable when upset, give love and attention frequently

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2018-07-17



🎮 always make sure tv is tuned to the right channel
🎮 do not leave in direct sunlight
🎮 only use official accessories
🎮 taking apart voids your warranty
🎮 stop pressing the buttons they don't do anything
🎮 unless it's the konami code

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2018-07-17


- Needs plenty of attention, playtime and things to do
- Have food available at all times
- Must have a Draco nearby
- Best to be prepared for the sudden occurrence of fire
- Needs room to fly/play outside

⚠ If eyes are red and blue: Leave and see to tip 3 ⚠

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2018-07-17



-Warm fireplace to sleep by is required
-Feed plenty of ghost peppers
-Let him nap on your lap, preferably to the sound of video games
-Do not call cute, or you will be killed
-Give him all the pets.

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2018-07-17



💙 Loves stupid antics to do online with friends
💚 Loves a nice cool cave to chill, watch comic book movies and play video games in
💙 Loves Lots of interactions with friends
💚 Loves attention but dosen't like to admit it
💙 Loves meeting new people

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2018-07-17


🌱No need to feed everyday, but when you give food give a lot
🌱Night walks (only)
🌱Don't leave alone for long times
🌱Don't try to separate from their cat
🌱Give riddles
🌱Needs fresh water every day

🎨: @/birblyfe @/Smatterbrain @/charlubby @/ButtTeeth

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2018-07-17



✨Needs daily foot massage
✨Lots of hair products
✨ Constant attention needed
✨ Doesn't do chores
✨Always wants new clothes

0 4
2018-07-16



🕶️ Prefers environments with colder weather, overheats easily
🕶️ For optimal happy doggoness provide abundance of peanut butter
🕶️ Sleep schedule varies from 3hrs- 10hrs+ this is normal
🕶️ Combines words, please accept as new word

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2018-07-16



🌹Brush tail(s) once daily, but not her hair
🌹Give flowers (peonies/roses/lilies) if she starts to hiss
🌹Books/chocolate work too
🌹Independant but if left alone too long destructive & nibbles on things
🌹Will wrap you in all her tails when affectionate

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2018-07-16



♡ only the FINEST and HOTTEST tea for this poodle (literal and figuratively)
♡ DON’T! LET HER! SLEEP! WITHOUT! HER BONNET!
♡ Can’t go a day without kitty cuddles
♡ Morning & afternoon taro bubble tea is a must!

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2018-07-16



Sleeps in a bed full of plushies only (cuddles with them or you depending on mood)

You better have snacks cause he gets hungry very easily (don’t worry he won’t eat you)

Very rad dude, loves to listen to all music genres except country

Nice fashion sense

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2018-07-16



🍂 At least one 4 hour hunt in the woods for cryptids per week
🍂 Constant access to a body of water (bonus if fish are present)
🍂 Iced Tea is optimal for good mood
🍂 One Buzzfeed Unsolved episode before bed
🍂 Believe everything she tells you, trust me

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2018-07-16


🐩👁️🐩👁️🐩

💫Must have a pinkie pie plush at all times
💫Supply with pugs when needed
💫Veggies are toxic only feed sweets, meat and cheese
💫 must be close by at all times
💫High maintenance but worth keeping around

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2018-07-16

How to care for the Cooper
- Make sure he has lots of food
-don't move him (he will move when he wants)
-don't take his music away (he will get mad and bite)
-make sure he has his RJ pillow and Jin jacket
-make sure to tell he is a good boy

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2018-07-16


💤🌟💤🌟💤
-A soft bed full of blankets, pillows, & plushies is required
-Gently brush 1x per day with included plastic brush
-Hold at night to fall asleep faster & activate soothing nightlight-glow fabric & cupcake scent for sweet dreams
-Machine wash, air dry

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2018-07-16



- protect her, that’s all you need to do. Do that and she will take care of herself

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2018-07-16



- Give her all the attention, always

- Pet her and make her feel safe

- Please feed her, she really needs it

- Make sure she has a soft bed

- She’s a (bad) mom friend, sometimes she takes to much responsibility.

- DO NOT put her in cages or alike (please)

0 1
2018-07-15


- give lots of pets
- brush fur at least once every other day
- sometimes likes to scream, just let it happen
- loves cheesecake; can live on fast food
(last two images by and !)

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2018-07-15