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How can you tell a zombie is vegan?

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2021-10-24

If you teach a wolf to be self-conscious…

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2021-10-16

What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?

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2021-10-13

Who built King Arthur’s round table?

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2021-10-06

Why do geese fly south for the winter?

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2021-10-02

It’s no fun having a pig on your basketball team.

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2021-09-29

Crabs are terrible at sharing toys.

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2021-09-27

People in Athens must hate getting up early.

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2021-09-25

Did you know that most penguins are socially awkward?

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2021-09-23

Why don’t sprinters eat before they run?

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2021-09-14

Feeling a bit silly on Friday night? Here’s one:

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2021-09-11