A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender says “you know what? t A couple of days ago I saw a pirate with a cow on his shoulder?” The pirate says “Yarrr I bet he don’t know how to milk a parrot” 😂 https://t.co/YS9Ii1e9UU

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I suppose those of us who are musicians have had dreams of our instruments turning on us!

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What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most?
ELFies!

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What happened when the clam went to the gym?
It pulled a mussel!

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🤪 JOKE OF THE DAY:
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Accidentally took my cats meds...

Don't ask meow. 😆

A GREAT WAY TO START YOUR DAY at:

https://t.co/k7tGQFrYHW

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Isn’t it time for a joke? Some cellists will try anything!

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Isn’t it time for a joke? I’ve seen worse than this…

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