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May the elastic on your pants be strong and the holiday cheer slathered on thick. Find this magnificent "Mound of Butter" + more in Art for Foodies collection on https://t.co/mwn9JbmVEx. https://t.co/RZv7bgeKyg
okie doki...back to slathering myself in honey and waiting to be licked up
Getting green out has been such a pain.
Part of me wants to say fuck it and slather it in blue but I ultimately want gray so a bleach bath it is...
Be it ink as dark as the void or sauce red as blood, slather it across the faces of the hapless masses as you scream into their mouths and spread the good Eldritch word of Cthulhu.
I love just slathering paint all over a canvas and having fun with it 😂💕
“Slather me up some homies” is still a top 5 family guy quotable😂
Loki slathered with avocado treatment. 🥑
( Tom just got back from 1st Avengers promo tour 2012.)
Slide into your swimsuit and slather on the sunscreen as The Messenger: Picnic Panic surfs onto Nintendo Switch, PS4, and PC tomorrow!
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@TheRitzCarolyn Lol I have enough calamine lotion slathered on my legs that I’ve turned pink, I could pass as Kirby. And same, I love the show
My annual Japanese-style #Christmas cake for our family feast on the 25th turned out looking pretty sweet again! I always slather it in loads of cream to give the illusion of snow.
New artwork for sale! - "Flick Fling Slather Smear Blend Abstract Acrylic Painting By Lisa Kaiser" - https://t.co/r6bjHhOzXM @fineartamerica
@Illumiell you needed to slather your thin delicate crackers with some creamy silvery brown brie
11pm tonight in Liberty Hall. #slather #nyfw https://t.co/msMRQ9wQaT