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Day 1036: In which an increasingly desperate political party-turned-embarrassing-fan club-for-remedial-toddler-brained-frauds gets their collective accessory asses handed to them. #fionahill #bebest #itmfa #impeachtrump #magaisformorons #trumpcrimefamily #thedailydon
Here’s to hoping President Cowardly Lyin also honors the brave soldiers who fought at the Battle of LaGuardia and wrested our independence from the British between baggage claim and the men’s bathroom. #veteransday #itmfa #impeachtrump #cadetbonespurs #thedailydon
Happy Veteran’s Day from Commander-in-Chief Chicken Wing Bone Spurs, who proudly defends Lady Liberty even though she dresses “like a total 5”. #veteransday #itmfa #impeachtrump #magaisformorons #dumptrump #asshatasset #thedailydon
Day 1024: It’s so cute when cults fall in love. #magacultists #thecrapture #itmfa #thedailydon
Thursday Appetite Eliminator. #dumptrump #itmfa #impeachtrump #trumpcrimefamily #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Day 1019: In which the Quisling of Queens does his hometown a tremendous solid. #itmfa #impeachtrump #dumptrump #donthecon #magaisformorons #thedailydon
I know I recently reposted these but since today is actually Halloween, here’s another look at last year’s Oval Office costumed creepshows. #itmfa #impeachtrump #notmypresident #thedailydon
Day 1009: In which a treason-curious dust mummy lawyer butt dials a reporter because that’s what you do when you have all the cunning of a “Home Alone” burglar. ’#trumpcrimefamily #magaisformorons #thedailydon
RIP Congressman Cummings, one of the truly great ones. #elijahcummings #portrait #thedailydon
Is it at all surprising that the same stable genius who thought the Revolutionary War was decided at the Battle of LaGuardia criticizes the Kurds for their lack of military support during WWII? #itmfa #fbf #impeachtrump #thedailydon
It’s October 1st, which means the countdown to Halloween begins! 🎃👻🤡 #trickortreason #thedailydon
That treason-adjacent face you make when you’ve run out of cousins to marry or civil war cemeteries to use for teeth. #nosferudy #trumpcrimefamily #impeachtrump #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Tough week for dishwater-haired dunderpates. #impeachtrump #borisjohnson #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Cartoon from one year ago today, how interesting Boof O’Kavanaughty has found himself in the news again. #kavanope #impeachkavanaugh #thedailydon
The U.S. Criminal Justice System: “We’ve Got Your Back, White Folk!”
#whiteprivilege #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Have fun tonight in Baltimore at your Klan retreat dinner, @realdonaldtrump ✌️#Baltimore #magaisformorons #impeachtrump #thedailydon
Day 958: The cartoon analog to yesterday’s photo post. #SharpieGate #Shitler #ImpeachTrump #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Happy Labor Day from a President for whom the word “Union” means something he picks off of his triple Whopper with cheese. #laborday #unionstrong #thedailydon
Actual footage of the world’s response to the Amazon burning down. Good thing climate change is just a brown people’s burden. #climatechange #thedailydon