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Nothing is ever going to top the recreation of the Trojan War with the misfit crew, most of whom canonically suck, and culminating it by shooting your girlfriend out of the sky in a last ditch move powered by a sacrificed child. PEAK romance https://t.co/iEVCM4S6uK
Odysseus during the Trojan War was extra cranky.
He does end up becoming buddies with Diomedes... who secretly(?) liked ducks, but was feared by ducks.
Thanks to Odysseus, Diomedes can finally fulfill his dream of petting ducks.
(this isn't in the game)
#preodyssey|#otome
was a hoot getting to put this ‘trojan horse-play’ moment together, along with a couple other illustrations accompanying a VICE piece on getting into role play. thanks, as always, to cath virginia for having me on board 💗
https://t.co/uvB9jz2xjD
In a Looney Tunes retelling of the Trojan Horse, Taz runs off with Helen of Troy, causing Daffy to admit he’s a cuckold (2017)
Crappiest cartoon I've done in a while. #Cartoon #Comic #Drawing #Trojanhorse #Funny #Wednesday
hog-ified/hog and scorched inspired versions of chomp and cherror, toothy and trojan!
#HOGSWEEP
@soobtao @nekocharmz ITS HER
THIS FUCKING BITCH AGAINST US
SHE DIE
BUT PROMETHEUS A FUCKING LIVING TROJAN VIRUS
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The Trojan War in art:
Paris absconds from Sparta with Helen, but how much consent was involved?
Hypothesis 3: None. She was abducted, as depicted in this painting by Francesco Primaticcio
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great ride dear friend 🤗
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@OseroPlus *gives you my boy child*
(His name is Firewall.trojan (or Ellexer!))
The team did a great job this morning getting a ton of yard work done today in just a little over 2 hours.
The team: Trojanpear, Scarlettpear, Gale Valentine
there's a bit in the iliad where helen is getting treated like shit by most of the trojans for causing the whole, y'know, trojan war, and she hates herself for it too. priam, the king of troy, makes an excuse for her to sit with him and have a lil chat. it is *so* wholesome.