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Whitney Wetta, Writer: “Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

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2016-08-17

Ken Mu, Prod Crd: Why was the Little Mermaid in summer school? Her grades were under the C!

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2016-08-17

Eric Acosta, Writer: "Hear about the kid who slept under a car? He wanted to wake up oily."

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2016-08-17

Mollie Freilich, Production Coord: "Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?... Fo’ drizzle!"

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2016-08-17

“A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says ‘make me one with everything”

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2016-08-17

Y'know, I sort of joked to Polka that Tachibana Makoto would probably be more interesting if he was a yandere and...

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2016-08-17

I joked that blue leader looked like Memesie's grandma (by way of Leland's mom) and I got carried away im sorry

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2016-07-25

and I joked about hybrid x hybrid a long time ago. His Ethan ain't laughing with this beefalo :V

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2016-07-07

YO! The EU version of SEGA Hard Girls VS Neptunia has a Blue DC. I JOKED ABOUT THIS LAST YEAR IN MY WHO DAT EPISODE!

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2016-04-07

Current [actual] project is a comic about brothers. Sister joked it would be better with sans/Papyrus instead.

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2015-10-25

"It's so here's ours: Q: What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!

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2015-08-16

What does eat for breakfast?... SURREAL.

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2015-07-24

I joked about living up to the hype months ago & you delivered.

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2015-05-24

joked about a Team Rocket/Lutece Twins mash-up a while back, couldn't sleep last night, and then this happened

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2015-05-06

I found a fake copic marker tool for Manga Studio and joked a bit around:

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2013-12-11