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dad: can you sign for mom? we need to pass this form today but she's already gone home
me who's been forging my mom's signature many times in junior high school to get away with my failed test papers and reply slips that needed signing:
shoutout to that one part of the mahabharata where karna agrees to let 4 of his siblings live but insists on still trying to kill arjuna and arjuna's mom and best friend are like 'yeah ok, sounds good to us' bc like. lol
@hellobot_NFT I love @hellobot_NFT more than my mom. I dont need a girlfriend. only @0xWillyLee and hellobot its ok. this is my 10000000 fan arts #hellobot_fanart
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【二次流通のお知らせ】
Rihannaが @bobudaaa さんのパートナーMOMに⚡
お迎えいただきありがとうございます🤝🤰
Rihannaは過去最高額の0.245ETHでお迎えいただきました。
本日、そして来週と
大切な発表が続きますので、みなさんお乗り遅れのないように🚀
#DigitalArt #NFT
YESS COOL THREADS 💕
My very first tablet was a Wacom Intuos art as a gift from my mom and i had it for like 7 years? (now it belongs to my brother lol) and my newest tablet is a XPpen 16.5 pro that i got for myself in christmas 2021 so like been 1 year with it and i love it 🥹 https://t.co/nkQlGRVi48
Magic is cute, but her old design was good too! Well I suppose now it's just Magic's mom... #Rance #RanceX #KichikuouRance #マジック・ザ・ガンジー #ランス10 #ランスシリーズ
I am breaking into your house and fucking your mom.
This is not an April Fool's joke.
This is an April Fool's ✨threat✨
Check out this awesome 'I Love You Mom' design on @TeePublic! https://t.co/W71VMv5PQL
Happy Mother's Day Sticker @TeePublic
#ayearforart #mom #mother #mothersday #mothersdaygifts
Criiiiiii-
This dude helping us thought I was my younger sister's mom
I'm tired of being mistaken for being my sister's mom , like dang do I look THAT old !?!!!!!
ruby merren (red hair, he/him), jon orellano (orange hair, he/they), jacinta orellano-merren (gray hair and pretend she has fox ears, she/her) and adrian orellano (ponytail, he/him)
jacinta is jon's mom, adrian's adopted sister, and ruby's wife
yay for picrew lol
i feel like if i just yelled out loud “YOUR MOM, CUNT” lots of my problems would only be a fleeting memory by now