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We must not get on the scale during a pizza party.
~ピザオフ中に体重計に乗るのはヤメましょう~
#ポケ日
"Today, I had them play Simon Says at work."
"Simon... says?"
"Simon says... go fap!"
"Fap!" "Fap!" "Fap!"
"You're thinking of something lewd, aren't you."
#ポケ日