# novelaidiffusion novelaidiffussion

On the seventeenth day of Christmas, my pilot gave to me, seventeen turrets on my ship. I love my pilot.

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2022-12-18

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my therapist gave to me, an eleven-point system to get over the obsession I have with my own dicks. It's not working.

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2022-12-12

"On the second day of Christmas, partridge in a pair of titties." - (The Everlette picture is unrelated she just wanted to be featured and threatened to sue me if I didn't include her in this thing I'm doing.)

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2022-12-02

On the first day of Christmas, gave to me... the ability to see who's been naughty or nice and I'm going to be using that knowledge to find you if I need to...

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2022-12-01