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#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Magus' #ChronoTrigger royalties couldn't pay the bills so he had to get a side job.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime a wizard who was technically older than the known univarse grew a moustache.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Carol Danvers was defeated by an airbag.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Odin the Allfather headbutted Galactus so motherfucking hard, Galactus's head fucking exploded and Odin knocked himself into a coma.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Lois & Clark went to a costume party dressed as the 🎵 AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DU-O! 🎵
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime a group of vampires from parallel dimensions decided to team up and wipe out all the Spider-Mans in every Earth, which was going great until backup arrived from Earth-51778 in the form of #Supaidāman and his giant robot Leopardon.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime H.P. Lovecraft was pretty fortunate that YouTube wasn't around in his day for him to post unboxing videos.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Hugo from "Street Fighter" and Earthquake from "Samurai Showdown" double-avalanche splashed Kyo Kusanagi so fucking hard their bellies caused an atomic explosion and fucking killed him.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Hal took Black Canary to a Comicsgate meetup.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Nikola Tesla used Science to resurrect Steampunk Optimus Prime so he could fight Cthulhu