Beidou: I'm the smartest and wisest person around this town.

Kazuha: Is your arm stuck in the vending machine again?

Beidou: I paid for my Snickers bar, and I'm getting my Snickers bar.

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Beidou: Whatever I do, whenever I'm doing it, I always give 100%!

Kazuha: That's great, Beidou!

Beidou: Even when I'm donating blood!

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Beidou: White Day really is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get.

Kazuha: Chocolate.

Beidou: That's not what—

Kazuha: You're going to get chocolate.

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(random scenario(again))
kazuha: :(
venti: anegimi jahat >:(

mama beidou: kamu venti ya? aku dengar kamu pernah bikin kazuha mabuk sampai teler pas dia traveling sendirian di mondo, tanggung jawab gak?

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babu! ‼️JUST FOR FUN‼️

nama ship alhaitham x beidou:

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I love the school style for beidou:>>>

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ALL CUTIES AS USUAL

beidou: .)
fischl: .|
keqing: c:
sara: :|
kuki: :
lisa: :)
ei: :/
yae: :3
razor: c:
tomo: c:

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(简体中文版)
(Simplified Chinese ver.)
Beidou: You are so lucky, I didn't press E at that moment.

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[Namecard Wallpapers]
Beidou: Weighing Anchor
Travel Notes: Mingxiao

(Also just realized the GI tag is mispelled)

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(简体中文版)
(Simplified Chinese ver.)
Beidou: Wanna drink huh? I'll let you try my 1982 MOUTAI.

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Beidou: Happy Birthday
Kazuha: What a good gift Miss Beidou - degozaru

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Beidou: what the FUCK are you teaching our children
kazuha: FWUCK!!!
Beidou: NO

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miHoYo: alright you ladies will be 5*s

Ning and Beidou: naaaaah let the kids have it we need some alone sexy time.

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beidou: kazuha, what is this thing? I found it in your room.
kazuha: mom, I told you not to touch my stuff!

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Genshin players: we want to go to Inazuma

Kazuha: that's gonna be hard why'd you go there anyway
The Geo Archon himself: not sure how you can go they're locked down.
miHoYo: that's rough gonna need an entire year for that

Beidou: sure easy peasy let's go

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