Knock, knock.
Dog yelped, burrowing his head in the sofa cushions. Ol' man clucked his tongue at the pitiful pooch & skipped to the brew in the hearth. An ample derriere reflected, belonging to the mail lady at their cottage door. Dog grumbled, "Sir, you have no

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There once was a gas so cheap
It wasminted by ducks in the Matrix
They quacked and they clucked
While the small gas prices they plucked
Now we all can afford to take trips!


Mint here https://t.co/0JWNcRAfav

!quack

🦆🎒

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Clucked.Out .044 (& cop any piece by the end of tomorrow est. & get a 1/1 shirt art piece and more!)

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Based on the award-winning New York Times Best Seller, CHEW: The Roleplaying Game is now on Kickstarter! Enter a foodie crime drama about cops, crooks, cooks, cannibals, and clairvoyants in a clucked up world!
But remember... CHICKEN IS DOOM!
https://t.co/J3i4kOlat8

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WAIT FUCJ I CLUCKED MORE THAN ONE

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New page of is up! And... Roller disco? What?! https://t.co/kzaWPkxanN

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New page of -- you can have fun hunting for Easter Eggs on this page! https://t.co/kWdYGKcbER

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More sights and sounds of Los Poyos in the new page of https://t.co/mxf8JoW6HG

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New page of is up, and a new poster available at this weekend! https://t.co/XvETqLwsJU

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Space Chicken meets Baby Butcher?! New page of https://t.co/GaOVJZIzcX

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New page of is up! Surely our hero going into a butchery is a good idea, right? https://t.co/jfdjFZkLeN

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Long setup for a joke we couldn't NOT do! New page of https://t.co/XexOkcVHHU

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