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#FakeMythicalCreatureFacts you can find these living under trucks
Sometimes he is a shadow on the wall.
Sometimes he is hardly there at all.
He drags you in the shadows.
To a place as dark as darkest night.
The Spindly Man cannot be stopped. #FakeMythicalCreatureFacts
https://t.co/8KM205Fr5Z #horror #darkfantasy #comic #kickstarter
#FakeMythicalCreatureFacts
Donald Trump To Deport All Zombies, Mutants, Leprechauns, Unicorns and Headless Space Aliens!
https://t.co/s6USDfgLGQ
Except one. The Donald has to ride a headless #spacealien #mutantzombie #unicorn to work in the morning--no question about it.
Satyrs are awful cooks (...maybe its just Edwyn) #FakeMythicalCreatureFacts