Groucho: Paradise Planning’s newest, softest recruit~

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Sicko, Whacko, Weirdo! The -o suffix traces back to old comic strip characters with names like Knocko and Groucho: https://t.co/SMDdRAy7Pk

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released 1949 "One day the monkey went on strike. He wanted shorter hours and longer bananas"

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"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows till you come home."

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Mr Grover: "What experience have you had at a department store?"
"I was a shoplifter for 3yrs!"
released 20th June 1941

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"You're the most beautiful woman in the world"
"Really?"
"No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere" released May 10th 1946

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"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped"
1937

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What experience have you had at a department store?
I was a shoplifter for three years. 1941

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 1 dollar and you'll remember me all your life
the most nauseating proposition I ever had

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