"In my experience, Daedric Princes are much like cheese: some of them are hard, some of them are soft, and some of them have blue veins running through their substance."
"I must beg your pardon, but the Lord Sheogorath will not see you. He said you were, and I quote, 'Boring, born, boring, boo hoo, my poor son, get over yourself. No wait, get under yourself, that would be funny.'"
--Haskill