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Feeling Ticklish?
More fun, more colour,
More ticklish than ever before! 😃
The Impossimals are back with six spanking new releases exclusively from and https://t.co/oLcqGrJzvH

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2022-09-01

Shhhh! The 2023 Impossimal Calendar NOW AVAILABLE! - https://t.co/AdIw1Ei4zZ

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2022-07-12

2023 Impossimal Calendar! It's early, out now and full of the wonderful weird Impossimal humour you've come to expect and plenty you don't! Find it here - https://t.co/Eozu4MqTiQ

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2022-07-12

Looking for Impossimals for Christmas or don’t give a floss? Either way our long nosed creations can always be found on our website or direct with delivery in time for Christmas from !

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2021-11-11

If you eat an entire cake without cutting it you technically only had one piece.

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2021-05-27

This is no Peter and Jayne Smith return for 2021 with a brand new collection of Impossimals ®. The five hand-varnished prints are now available pre-order, alongside a selection of original titles.

Shop the full collection here: https://t.co/5Q5DNVOHDm

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2021-04-01

Don't be April Foolish, the Impossimal year begins with the 'Jam & Jeroboam' collection on the 1st April

You'd be a fool to miss it!

(Don't forget to add yourself to our mailing list on our website!)

'The Forker In Charge Of You Forking Forkers' Oil Sketch 2021

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2021-03-13

Don’t be a silly sausage looking for Impossimals!

Simply add yourself to the mailing list on our website and as soon as WE know about the lifting of the lockdown we will let YOU know about our release schedule, the collection and our brand new range of oil sketches!

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2021-02-13

‘A Big Steaming Mug Of Fucoffee’ - Another ‘too naughty to publish’ oil sketch available soon from Castle Fine Art!

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2021-01-24

‘Fancy Forker’ - Another lockdown laugh and special oil sketch making its way to Castle Fine Art soon!

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2021-01-22

Don’t be a ‘Titty Tart’ join our mailing list to be one of the first to find out about our new 2021 Impossimal collection ‘Jam & Jeroboam’ 😃

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2021-01-15

Last chance to register and grab a 2021 Impossimal calendar or a special 15 Years Of The Impossimals Deluxe Edition with free mini-commission 24 hours before anyone else! Not registered yet? Simply visit our website!

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2020-08-14

Another brand new watercolour shortly to be available from Castle Galleries, this time a little seaside number! Hic!

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2020-07-13

Who wants one? 😀

Join our mailing list at https://t.co/oLcqGrJzvH to be the first to find out when the 2021 Impossimal calendars are released!

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2020-07-04

A few interesting books from the Impossimal HQ lending library to keep you occupied during lockdown.

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2020-04-15

A big thankyou to you all for being part of our Impossimal world in 2019, may you all have a wonderful, sparkling, spanking New Year!

Our resolution is to bring you fun, frolics and smiles in our celebratory 15th year of the Impossimals, bring on 2020! … https://t.co/ZbF5H6DmOJ

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2020-01-01

A big thankyou to you all for being part of our Impossimal world in 2019, may you all have a wonderful, sparkling, spanking New Year!

Our resolution is to bring you fun, frolics and smiles in our celebratory 15th year of the Impossimals, bring on 2020! 🍾🎉🍾🎉

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2020-01-01

I’m giving up drinking for a month in 2020.

Sorry that came out wrong...

I’m giving up. Drinking for a month in 2020.

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2019-12-30

Why not spoil your mum this From the quirky Impossimals to the beautifully nostalgic Nigel Mason, there is something for everyone:

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2019-03-31