Jon: why do i gotta disable their AI?
Jack: it builds character... And Jeremy still owes me 5 dollars

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[2171]

Jon: What's your name?

Shepard: Old Man calls me "Flatline"

Jon: Didn't mention Tenth Street before [mumbles weakly] I want to know your name, kid. Not your alias.

Shepard: Well, let me know when you find it.

[Jon mutters indiscernible reply and falls unconscious]

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[Jon stares off at distant Collector ship]

Me: Hey [puts face right near his helmet] I know what you're thinking.

Jon: [stifles smile with scoff] Oh?

Me: Just-- don't be dense. Eh? Please.

Jon: [rolls his eyes] Right. You too, Shepard.

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God høytid! Fra SideQuestgjengen
illustrasjon:

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[flashback]

Jon: Been all over this galaxy, Mika. Human colonies aren't safe!

Mika: Ships aren't safe either. You remember mom, dad-- everyone. We were kids. What we saw, the weeks before anyone came? We have to live, not in fear or rage, Jon.

I'm your sister, not your burden.

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Now for the Omni God Thread!

Chronolejon: Time
Thanatoarius: Death
Destinyo: Destiny
Pi: Knowledge

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jay: 😍
damian: 😒
jon: 😊

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Goto: So what, Jon? You were in love all those years ago, Gini forgot you?

Jon: More... the opposite of that, Kasumi.

Goto: I think-- you maybe too deep into this.

Jon: You have no idea [pauses in thought] What happened to Gillian was because of her.

Goto: Shepard did that!?

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Eduardo: let me go you nerd ! I hate take a bath!!!!
Jon: If you don't take a bath, you have to go now!
(Bad eng :,) ) https://t.co/mvdjI5XujR

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thread of some of the Omni Gods/Self-aware Concepts so far! (pt 1)

Chronolejon: Time
Apollo: Stars
Thanatorius: Death
Energes: Energy

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Braixen Cuteness (MitgardKnight) [POKEMON]

(Posted by SuperTejon: https://t.co/ibiAmSSLhh)

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Jon:他们两个是我最好的朋友,但是他们两个之间不是

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Jon:
He/him not exactly cis but not exactly trans closeted bisexual

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Jon: Why won't the gathering node pop up for me? My perception is high enough!
Me: Did you check your gathering log for the time? It should be under regional folklore...
Jon: What's regional folklore?
Me, gathering enthusiast:

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Batman: *Exist*

Jon: "and I took that personally"

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'Somewhere Else' parent!jon: dropping the kids off at school, picking up the pieces of his life

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Jon: the dream team strikes!
Nia: is he always this enthusiastic?
Jay: quite charming, huh?

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Jay: I have friends who are morally questionable and have killed people.
Jon: *Guys I can fix him*
.
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then vs now

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