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You told me to put something on! I'm wearing this feather!! 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
Happy #InternationalWomensDay #IWD2023! 💜
Jacqueline Marval was a French artist who influenced and exhibited with many famous male peers.
"The Bohemian", 1921, in the @CraneKalmanLon collection 😁
Holiday snaps from when Jamie mixed up the salad cream with the suncream 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
Mark Beard|Bruce Sargeant's "Three Men Bathing" (no date), recently on display at @ClampArtNYC 😁
Sorry I'm late, I was standing in the bathroom trying to put my contact lens in for 40 minutes 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
Chief Photographer for @voguemagazine *and* @harpersbazaarus, @GeorgeHoyningenHeuneArchives (1900-1968) was a prolific and celebrated fashion photographer
Wild-bathing is great but no-one ever talks about the stepping in geese poo part 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
This is Charles Camoin's study for a painting called "The Bathers", c1920, at @MuseeMontmartre
Thanks @Isabellegachet for sharing 😁
When the boyband should have the routine down by now, but Duncan is a beat off and Justin is doing a different song altogether 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
"Journey of the Spirit" by Glyn Warren Philpot, 1921, currently at @PallantGallery, but normally lives at @BrightonMuseums 😁
This is Gustav Klimt's "The Bride (Unfinished)", 1918, and it proves that bums can be stunning even if they're not complete 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
The painting was left in his studio when he died 6 Feb 1918, and now lives at the Klimt Foundation in Vienna 😁
When you wake up on your sofa wearing only someone else's hat, you know it was a good NYE 👍🏛️🍑 #museumbums
This is "Nude reclining on a sofa", 1928, by Suzanne Valadon. One very similar to this (without the hat) is at @metmuseum.
Thanks @womensartforall for sharing 😁
When you all thought one of the others was getting the costumes for your group Halloween outfit 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
This is a detail from the Tomb of the Chariots at Tarquinia (and yes, that guy is using his willy to point 🤷)
Thanks @profmakins for sharing 😁
Looks like someone took our clothes while we were swimming again! 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
This is Maurice Berg's "Bathers", 1938
Thanks @homo_aesthetic for sharing 😁
The crab nipped you where??? 😨🦀👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
"Bathers", by Theo van Rysselberghe, c1920, from @Stedelijk #Amsterdam 😁
Standing in the launderette, waiting for your clothes to stop spinning 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
This is an academic study from 1954 by Yuri Gussev, in the @henrymillerfa collection 😁
When the temperature is just right and you refuse to acknowledge that life outside the shower exists 😁🚿🥰👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
This is Duncan Grant's "Male Nude (Pat Nelson)", 1930, from St Peter's College, #Oxford(!) & @artukdotorg
Thanks @homo_aesthetic for sharing 😁
John Singer Sargent was commissioned by the British Government to commemorate the efforts of British and American soldiers in WW1. He painted this! 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
"Tommies Bathing" by John Singer Sargent, 1918, at @metmuseum.
Thanks @grrreg_b for sharing! 😁
Mr Fully-Clothed over there didn't read the dress code bit of the invitation *tuts* 👍🏛️🍑🏊 #MuseumBums
This is Edward Casey's "The Race", 1935. Thanks @least.auklet for sharing 😁
When it's 11.15 on a Sunday and your hangover is still there. 😖👍🏛️🍑🍸🍹🥃 #MuseumBums
Jean-Louis Forain's imaginatively titled "Nude study from the back", 1852-1931
Thanks @AllisonPortnow for sharing from @AcklandArt 😁
You can lead a young man to die Olympischen but you can't get him to put his trousers on!
#Museumbums 👍🏛️🍑
The Olympic Games (1800) by an unknown artist fom the Siauliai Ausra Museum, Lithuania. Thanks to @acediscovery for sharing this delight from @europeana_eu
These are the kinds of dreams you have if you eat 22 bananas before bed.
#Museumbums 👍🏛️🍑 (👍🏛️🍌?)
Thank you for sharing @domhhhh - we are looking at Giorgio Dr Chirico's The Uncertainty of the Poet from @KunsthalleHH
Here #Degas documents the weird phenomenon of someone putting their socks on first after a bath... It's not natural!! 🤔👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
"After the Bath", 1895
Thanks @DaytonArt for sharing! 😁
🎶Here come the bums, here come the bums🎶👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums
'Feast in time of Plague' (lithograph) by Felix Jenewin, 1900, at the National Gallery in #Prague #Praha 😁
Thanks @michaelffay60 for sharing!
Bums! Bums? Bums‽ 👍🏛️🍑
Thanks @CPKMuseums for sharing JD Ferguson's 'Ètude de Rhythm' 😁 #MuseumBums