🎄 Day 25!

it's tempting, but what would you actually *do* with it?

but if you asked Santa for it this year, i hope you get your wish. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

1 41
2020-12-26

⛄ Day 24!

one you can deal with. three's a crowd. and they're probably breaking COVID rules anyway.

4 37
2020-12-25

🎁 Day 23!

i'm sorry you didn't get a PS5, okay

1 35
2020-12-24

🕯 Day 22!

not a good new year's resolution. trust me.

2 29
2020-12-23

🕊 Day 20!

it's just not what you need

3 40
2020-12-21

⛪ Day 19!

there's a special level of hell for someone who puts high-calorie dairy products on the face of an ascetic. but perhaps you could smear her eyes with goat's cheese so she can't see what you're eating. nuns are so *judgey*.

5 45
2020-12-20

⭐ Day 18!

what a waste of good body parts

3 33
2020-12-19

✨ Day 17!

why grandma, what non-euclidean geometry you have

4 64
2020-12-18

🎁 Day 16!

maybe you shouldn't have founded that religion all about being mean to snakes, eh

4 46
2020-12-17

🕊 Day 11!

hot bovine revenge for all those hamburgers and chilli bowls. unpleasant for all involved.

3 37
2020-12-12

🎁 Day 8!

too cute to puncture, too evil to give to a child

but LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EYES uWu

5 34
2020-12-09

👼 Day 4!

on the upside, won't contribute to family arguments

4 46
2020-12-05