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🎄 #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 25!
it's tempting, but what would you actually *do* with it?
but if you asked Santa for it this year, i hope you get your wish. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
⛄ #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 24!
one you can deal with. three's a crowd. and they're probably breaking COVID rules anyway.
🎁 #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 23!
i'm sorry you didn't get a PS5, okay
🕯 #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 22!
not a good new year's resolution. trust me.
🕊 #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 20!
it's just not what you need
⛪ #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 19!
there's a special level of hell for someone who puts high-calorie dairy products on the face of an ascetic. but perhaps you could smear her eyes with goat's cheese so she can't see what you're eating. nuns are so *judgey*.
⭐ #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 18!
what a waste of good body parts
✨ #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 17!
why grandma, what non-euclidean geometry you have
🎁 #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 16!
maybe you shouldn't have founded that religion all about being mean to snakes, eh
🕊 #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 11!
hot bovine revenge for all those hamburgers and chilli bowls. unpleasant for all involved.
🎁 #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 8!
too cute to puncture, too evil to give to a child
but LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EYES uWu
👼 #NoThankYouAdventCalendar Day 4!
on the upside, won't contribute to family arguments