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Another poem for #NationalPoetryDay from #TheBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice (by @afharrold). This time: choose SAUSAGES, especially if you happen to be lost at sea (plus invent your own uses)... @PoetryDayUK @KidsBloomsbury
...who comes from this poem by @afharrold about finding the right bin to rummage in. From #theBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice @KidsBloomsbury
COUNTDOWN to #TheBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice (out 3rd Sep!) Sneak Peek Preview 04: a restaurant to avoid if you've got a slight headache - though the menu is very varied. Can you spot Morris? @afharrold
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COUNTDOWN to #TheBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice (out 3rd Sep!) Sneak Peek Preview 05: is all about the right number of tigers to have at your picnic, brought to you by @afharrold
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@ianarchiebeck @LondonSymphFilm @silentlondon @londonframing @londoncarving @WritersSalon @writeday @ChildrenInRead @tonydoesbooks @jonesgarethp @MisterSlang @davidjonessoc @DurhamWASP @ani_adams @AntiProfessor @ArtDecoSocUK @simon_schama @DaydreamFarm @Onlythegirl @farosbooks Thank you Ian! Sending you the rude parrot from #TheBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice, since his comment still seems to be appropriate.
COUNTDOWN to #TheBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice (out 3rd Sep!) Sneak Peek Preview 06: Rock Cakes and Some Home Truths from @afharrold; for, as he says, the world is a complicated place.@KidsBloomsbury
COUNTDOWN to #TheBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice (out 3rd Sep!) Sneak Peek Preview 07: The many uses of sausages are explained by @afharrold. Don't leave home or get lost at sea without a string of 'em.
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COUNTDOWN to #TheBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice (out 3rd Sep!) Sneak Peek Preview 08: Duck Soup. AND Cat Soup too. (Cats & soup don't necessarily mix very well) You can hear @afharrold say this poem & much more on the #AFHLEKPoPod: https://t.co/XucIm0i69T (series1) @KidsBloomsbury
@ianarchiebeck @fivekingdoms @365posterblog1 @AlbertGalera @LBFlyawayhome @_sarahdesign @poppymoppet @PastPostcard @crispriestley @tanita_tikaram @silverlocket5 @fotilling @RonnieFirbank @IrisMurdoch @BrophyLevey @miles_leeson @distractedfilm @FilmsFilming @RenoirVulture @KoshArt Many thanks Ian. In return I send you this poem about sausages (by AF Harrold) from #TheBookofNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice
Well blow me down, it's #NationalBiscuitDay. So put the kettle on and have a munch on these whiffy Bourbonzola biscuits invented by @afharrold in the #NotEntirelyUsefulAdvice (the chocolatey biscuit with the cheesy middle)
It's #EarthDay, so here is some of the pic for Earth Song, from the #BookOfNotEntirelyUsefulAdvice, by @afharrold & @KidsBloomsbury. But to hear it said by AF, find the Earth Song Podcast here: https://t.co/XucIm00uLj
One of these people is eating mice. A restaurant to avoid - #NotEntirelyUsefulAdvice @AFHarrold @KidsBloomsbury
Urp. Anyone for something from the Zombie Finger Basket? No, I thought not....me neither....#NotEntirelyUsefulAdvice @afharrold @KidsBloomsbury
A spot of (very serious) cloud-fishing going on here....#NotEntirelyUsefulAdvice @KidsBloomsbury @afharrold
Just some useful New Year belt advice here.....#NotEntirelyUsefulAdvice @AFHarrold @KidsBloomsbury
Duck Soup and Cat Soup - more edification from #NotEntirelyUsefulAdvice with @afharrold @KidsBloomsbury