Today is Wednesday, 14DEC22. This is your Daily Commentary, where we explore all things rekt:

market action

tattoo to floor price relationship
rektlife
memes

etc.

gm. 🧵

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my car is not a Van but a 1920s two-stroke tractor Bully. deal with it.

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Meet Robbin Rekt - he decided to give away his billions to charity but got liquidated last minute.
His last liquidity is only in his head or maybe only on his head. Who knows?
Now Robbin is stealing from the rich to give to the poor - himself. Hide your keys!

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Meet Barney - he went long on every shitcoin you and CT could possibly think of 69x and was about to finally take profits before Uptober was over, but he just can´t find his ledger in that god damn haystack. You won´t see him in broad daylight anytime soon.

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Meet Nomo E-rektus, the that could not learn his lesson.
Forever hungry he always jumped on many $Sheepcoin and spent his energy on meatless domestics that fled whenever a Bear came into sight.
Then one day he saw the $MoonRabbit & fell in love, marying it..

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Are u suffering from the liquidation of a loved one (bag)?

gotchu " a guidebook for plebs new to the rektlife"
https://t.co/db5WDWQgwh
https://t.co/eJzaovdAtf (dank merch, i gotta -t)

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