Are you a warm-blood who fears the coming lizard revolution? Fear not, fragile mortal, for you can read of the mammalian known as SUPERMAN in Action Comics... AND BE COMFORTED BY THIS FANTASY WORLD!

THE IS COMING!

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I enjoy the LEISURE just as much as you warm-bloods. A good swing with one's prehensile tail does the heart good.

is one other such GOOD TIME! & tell a swinging HUMAN tale - HA PUNS!

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Hobbes has shown me the book & this thing called "friendship". This concept is foreign to me... BUT we have books on this topic

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♥️ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ!♥️

Yes... apparently we are now the B-F-F

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NEXT RECOMMENDATION!!!
is a cautionary tale! You humans may avoid this fate as long as you supply me more of those TO-MA-TOES... yes more of those

♥️ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴ ɴᴜɢᴢ!♥️

Quiet, Hobbes! BUY IT HERE!
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