Seriously now…

If you don’t take the time to send your friend a random, 2:00am message that reads “bro, I just joined the Church of Scientology” I don’t even know what to tell you, but you’re most certainly throwing your life away.

Try it and thank me later.

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The Grim Weeper, AKA the Boo-hoo, a clam who is the ancestor to all humans, who breathed by pumping seawater, which became our crying today, and acquired our fear of falling from being dropped by seagulls.

(This is what actually preaches.)

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The head of the Galactic
Confederation solved overpopulation by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes

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5 loading screen featuring baller Kifflom L. Ron Hubbard , head and shoulders pose illustration by Stephen Bliss

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In was the extraterrestrial ruler of the Galactic Confederacy who brought billions of his people to Earth then known as teegeeack in DC-8-like spacecraft 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs

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A cornered Scientologist defends himself by invoking trauma of genetic memory of human evolutionary descent from clams, intricate surreal art by Zdzisław Gurney Nekro McNaughton Artstation

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They believe in scientology

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PTSD flashback to evolutionary ancestral memories of life as a clam, sci-fi fantasy religious art trending on Artstation

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The Evil Lord dropping aliens into volcanoes on primitive Earth (Teegeeack) from DC-8 starships, sci-fi fantasy religious art trending on Artstation

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context- yes, someone got scientology and colonoscopy mixed up

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Watched 'The Visitor' (1979), which was, well... weird. There were a number of artful scenes, but when it came to the story's execution it was less than cohesive. Think 'The Omen' (1976), but more Scientology/Mormon. Has the potential for a remake, in my opinion.

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Oh your a godly-type

Manifest me some curly fries.

Worship you? More like you can worship dis dick till you get me some god damn curly fries.

Still no? Fuck, your religion as stank as scientology. Ain't even got curly fries.

I'm fuckin HANGRY, punk ass!

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Anyone else remember this anime? It's "EYES of Mars" in the US & "Mother: Saigo no Shoujo Eve" in Japan. It aired on the Sci Fi Channel in the late 90's. Strangely, I can't remember where I first heard of it. The plot is like if Greenpeace & the Church of Scientology made a movie

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As much as I hate Scientology crazy man... I'm pretty sure they modelled Keith on him on purpose although mostly in OP mode and not so apparent in animation It's probably a Top Gun thing

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this is sage, he's a walking cringe compilation. talentless musician, flaccid poet, wannabe spiritual guru, preachy vegan, scientology sympathizer. he claims he can commune with lovecraftian aliens in his dreams. (read: this is not true, he's literally just playing pretend.)

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Fun fact: Droopy has a secret, long-standing canonical rivalry with Yogi Bear after the famous bear slept with his wife and converted her to scientology, also Yogi Bear is a scientologist, this is real.

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using this helpful(?) chart please determine where you fall on Scientology’s tone scale

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Scientology literally teaches that anger is a positive emotion, just below happiness, and way above pity. And that shame or accountability are worse than body death.

Definitely he's acting white but I think the church he belongs to might be a better way to analyze his behavior.

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