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My weekly #ScotsWord 'Rift' #Illustration (Do YOU have a 'cludgie post-curry night' code of conduct on your W.C. door?) #Scottish #Curry https://t.co/gpH1SgJfBV
Run ya sad oanshach ye, yer aboot tae become a creishy sludder foo o sclinters and channer sclatched aw oer the grund. #ScotsWord of the week #illustrated translated here: https://t.co/SgWZVfZVLy
This week's #illustrated #ScotsWord Swallie: Odysseus hoping a #beer or two will take Polyphemus's mind off of what might end up on the menu. Him. https://t.co/DYGJ87clfN