A Pokémon who draws victims in by letting its red and white, Poké Ball-like mouth show before slamming its fins shut to prevent them from fleeing.

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💚: It’s not like I’ve been in here slamming your door all day, It's hot as balls outside—you'd be better off blaming the humidity.
💛: And forgo all this lively banter?” he queried, Hardly seems worth the effort.

Please read @/greenyogurtelie’s fic: https://t.co/Ts2ABY8tma

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Would explain how he is so indestructible a car would wreck if it crashed into him but still is soft enough to catch Lois. Instead of her slamming into him. Or why no one notices he is Superman. Or how he can fly faster.
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after seeing yippee mal im slamming him down on the table

Take my buggy mans

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Impaled Divinity - Feculent Mutation
Slam/Brutal Death Metal from Unionville, Tennessee, US
Release date: April 11th, 2023

https://t.co/dv2SBiVury

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When Nene spotted the latest CloudTomo body pillow, ("Limited Edition - With Completely BARE FEET!"), she lost. She now uses it as a practice cushion for The Butt Run during her nightly Elden Ring binges, often butt slamming well past 3am. (Not canon.)

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i call this one... "my wife slamming me into a table"

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❤️
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I am just slamming art to make up for lost time atp.
I love my obsessive babygirls (I would be terrified if they existed)
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Normalize slamming your special interests into each other
Anyway this is Father Tuvache yes he's French, yes he got stuck taking care of Primo's kid aka my Ghost OC after he died (and yeah him and Primo, gay)

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One of my favorite underrated little moments in Z that’s both awesome, and kinda humorous to me is Freeza charging through Goku’s Kamehameha before stopping halfway as if thinking “man this is kinda fucking hard, screw this. I’ll just go around this shit” before slamming into him

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I’ll never not giggle at Icicle just one-arm body slamming Qibli by smashing him into a desk

Angery Moon

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Silver was literally shocked at just how much she did compared to him. I highly doubt he actually helped much in lifting and slamming it given how he later asked to himself next time🫤

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slamming all masked knight in one thread

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I recently replayed Wario Land 1, 2, and 3 and god those games are so good. Just an absolutely unhinged man chomping on garlic, body slamming everything, and helping people purely by accident in his pursuit of treasure. I need Nintendo to pivot back to Wario platformers ASAP!

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(7/11) And of course, this wouldn't be a future Victoria story without a slamming of guilt.

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So excited to go back to my rebirth roots tonight!!!!!!!! Gonna be streaming MWll Resurgence and clam slamming my vanquished foes!
Time: 10:30pm est
Location: https://t.co/VxOeIKt3N2
Get your clam slam tee here: https://t.co/0mKT6aIzAQ

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Today art feels a lot like slamming my face into a wooden board repeatedly, hoping that’ll fix something.

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