# lockdown lockdownnow

after reading the
Enter. the old lady stole it ( even though it was for her🤔) NHS Scotland were not botheresed in the slightest. The slippers however were reportedly seen breaking by driving 264 miles to celebrate their soles birthday by visiting a castle

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2020-06-04

now that we are in the search area fur ma slippers has been drastically reduced. After watching wan aye they detective/ murder CSI shows. I am laying Oot big grids and searching them on ma knees until the slippers are found.

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2020-03-25

another twist in the tale of ma missing slippers. has said they should remain missing until the population for heard immunity to the effects of these wee grey cord slippers. Abandon hope for their safe return. He is a fool.

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2020-03-24