that’s the trouble with you Americans…

you expect nothing bad ever to happen, when the rest of the world expects only bad to happen, and they’re not disappointed.

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all he wanted me to do was drip candle wax on his balls then he went into the bathroom and jerked himself off

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i don’t have children. i died too young

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is this mrs. soprano? i used to fuck your husband

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The Sopranos is just Evangelion for Americans.

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i’ve been dying for a satriale's veal parm hero

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ASS…as in uhhh how bout givin’ me some

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Portrait Studies ft Tony Soprano and Chris Moltisanti

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fuckin’ nosy? eat your manicott!

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Who’s the biggest psychopath?

A) Richie
B) Ralphie
C) Feech

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you know what the biggest change for me is? broads shaving their bushes

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you wanna watch what you’re doing, you’re squeezing the quail!!

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he’s an old-fashioned guy pop, very allegorical

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there’s good and there’s not good… this is not good

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hugh: the pears, you want the dole?

mary: i’m not even gonna answer this time

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