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It's my day off, AND all at once? It's like someone decided today was just gonna be meant entirely for me!

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2021-10-05

Best reason to celebrate

NO ONE WILL KNOW YOU'RE A DRUNK.

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2018-10-04

Talking about Schäuble's 'united Europe plan'...

“Never dilute vodka. It's sin.”

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2016-10-05