Given every cartoonist in the land had the same idea on Monday, there was little point in a freelancer like me submitting this Still, it may as well live here on the internet rather than unseen in a file.

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From the good ol days: 7 years ago. Boris Johnson, who was paid £250,000 a year for writing a newspaper column, accused British workers of "sloth" and called Britain "a culture of easy gratification".

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Theresa May won her thanks to the 10 votes of the DUP... Will they be asking for further bribes?

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