Wilbur: Leave your home
Quackity: Why?
W: Join la ciudad del casapuntas >:)

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Wil has a pet cat and she only likes him—and she REALLY hate Techno

Techno: “i’m three seconds away from throwing that bald rat outside!”

Wilbur: “Leave Cleopatra alone—she’s just a lil child”

Techno: “Yeah—the child of Lucifer—“

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c!tommy: yes. about 100 kilograms of weed. yes. yes please get the marijuana police squad over here right away

c!wilbur: a w whaaaat ; .. . .

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c!wilbur: i'sm sorr y jo he didnt eman it . it was a reall y good blunt joe don t fele bad.

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c!wilbur: jo e wyy dony you roll up another blutn for my good ol pal here. atta boy

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weed comic $*&%#^&^%$$ (1/?)

c!wilbur: GOD joe whatas the FUCC did you put int rhis blunt i *COUGH COUGH COUGH* this shit has me absoutley zo0ted man

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hora antes do roubo do carro
Wilbur: irmã me empresta seu carro
Charllote:Não

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Techno: What is this glowing thing?
Philza: Is it a mobile phone?
Wilbur: iphone is being updated so quickly?

Tommy: Why is my phone moving by itself?!??

/edited the wrong number

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wilbur:Papai voce esta fazendo isso para se desculpar por dizer que eu nao venceria o Esmadrim por suas escamas

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no one can take this!!
No one else can take this! I won’t let anyone ruin this even if it kills me!

Hah… haha… hahahah….

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Dream: we need a plan! They’re going to surround us!

Techno: if only we had some weapons—

Wilbur:

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Wilbur: Please Te'no!
Techno: Uhhhh... I- I don't know politics

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cwilbur:"maybe you deserve it" what.

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CT!Wilbur: *gets half of his face burnt and ends up being so injured he can’t do his job for a while*

Also CT!Wilbur: I’m just a little goofy guy. Don’t be sad. Be silly. Are you silly? Like really silly—

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Prompt 21: Superhero/superpowers!
Phil: flight (of course)
Wilbur: invisibility
Techno: immortality
Tommy: telekinesis

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Wilbur: "we have miss sunnypatch at home"

Miss sunnypatch:

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Hiya! Im moth. I like to draw lovejoy and wilbur:D

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Wilbur:“There was a saying Phil………It was never meant to be”
(Honestly one of the best moments of the DreamSMP)

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