"You're ready to take all of me, you say? Hmm.."
*lick his lips and unties his sash*
"We shall see...come...show me."

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exocolonist broke into my house, murdered my free time, and dropped a misanthropic alienfucker off and now he's here rent-free

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"Year of the blue alienfuckers" was not on my 2022 Star Wars bingo card but I am ready for it

Can we have some more pretty alien ladies please
🙏🙏🙏

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Perpetually having a normal one over this shitty alienfucker. Hate him

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I offer my resident alienfucker Benji Ryder. He's gay and awkward and cannot dress himself

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Disappointed like we were that the aliens in just appear to be humans with superpowers?

Get your alienfucker fix on here: https://t.co/6Fbea0K1Ks

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