A six-legged list of roach diseases:

"Belly spasm. Hereafter, when you defecate, you pass roach-like, jar-shaped droppings. This symptom is incurable."

(Whenever Sharon walks past my desk she says: "GROSS LA YOU!")



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"HAUNTED PLANTAIN

When a banana goddess dies, the plants she leaves behind are orphans. Desperate for love; they trap any spirit they can touch.

In their need they consume their prisoner. They bear fruits that bleed, that taste like meat."

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"MONITORFRUIT

So-called because of its scaly skin. Dry powdery lobes, within.

Used as a remedy for food poisoning and diarrhea. Never eat more than three at a go. As a distilled concentrate it causes severe -possibly fatal- constipation."

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🚨ART SHOW ALERT🚨

Constructing Worlds is an online exhibition about building spaces "between the pre-colonial Malay archipelago and the Monsoon Region".

Featuring Malaysian projects, including !

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THREE WEEKS, ON MONSOON WINDS:

Here, rice grows in blood-red paddies. Princesses romance their spears. And you should never, ever mispronounce a crocodile's name.

This is Available now in PDF, via Itch. https://t.co/oTKfwtIEB1

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