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Got pulled over leaving niftygateway the other day, cop made me do a breathalyzer. Never had the officer seen someone blow so much beef, he gave me some lab grade crystal meth which we smoked listening to einaudi as he drove me home. surreal. Thanks for the utility.

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2022-11-29

Poorly designed laws produce unintended consequences

Who knows, cops might start carrying pregnancy tests along with breathalyzer tests. Because who could imagine that resulting in any problems… 🙄

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2022-07-07

Me: *playing the most complicated saxophone solo*

The policeman who gave me the breathalyzer:

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2020-04-01

breathalyzer is finally doing a thing in the comic and i am screaming

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2013-08-23