He laid an egg in my carpet... 🥚

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I need to become famous or fuck a famous person or two to get to the red carpet...Like I'm ready to serve!

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🥦: Todoroki-kun, where's your robe?
💙: Used to make carpet...<( ̄︶ ̄)>
🥦: ◉‿◉ ???????



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ART! TRAIN!!! 🤹 THANK U NOX i'm rolling you up in a carpet.... https://t.co/dPJ5nPFvU5

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movie date 🍿 levi is unfazed by the violence but when the killer walks into the victim's house with muddy shoes and ruins the carpet...

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The dream of walking the red carpet... with my kind of suit, chains and a silk tie.

My 3rd commission of 2022, art by the talented . Thank you so much for this piece, was a pleasure to work with you again! This came out looking FABULOUS!

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And just got an email from my old apartment..244$ charged to change the carpet...can I give up now? Today's just-... I got nothin' left man x.x

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A magic carpet...in space....sold.

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i bought a fluffy pink carpet... it was really cheap and it looks really cute... im so excited to receive it through the mail soon i cant stop thinking about it😭😭

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Tada!?
*slides this across the table and tries to run away but trips over the carpet... majestically*

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Friends are nice, even when they get a bit too touchy feely. That poor carpet...
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Art by very good weh

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Demon boyfriend ♡

"What's that smell?"
"That would be the summoning circle....Burning your carpet...I'll buy you a new one"

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O we 10% of places have sold in the RPG Zone sponsored by in just a few days!

If you're interested in playing RPGs at AireCon, bookings are open now; https://t.co/JBvpkqs9L9

This year we've moved the RPGs into a dedicated room with walls and a carpet... OoooOoh, fancy.

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"... He came into her apartment
He left the Blastoise on the carpet..."

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SQUISH! gets flattened like chewing gum, right under Charlotte's high heels... Guess she didn't notice after several hours cleaning, now the gum is all mushed into the carpet...

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It's all fun and games til the drainage system in your luxury car's hood clogs, overflows into the cabin, and pours two inches of water onto the carpet...

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I made this set of paintings today and almost had a complete disaster. I dropped the 5x7” one and it rolled off the desk and onto the carpet! Thankfully I had plastic on the carpet... so whew. Crisis averted.
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