The secret to winning a staring contest (at least for me) is to cross your eyes because you're less likely to blink.

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RT if you think we all need a little humor, weirdness, poetry & imagination. ❤️

More & Macanudo: https://t.co/cDiyvWBvX5

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When going on a first date, it's never a good idea to talk about your ex. That said, have you ever done it?

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Do you know the name of this classic comic? Retweet with your answer!

Hint: https://t.co/nsnVqWA1j6

 

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