A preview for my next monthly abomination. You know who it is.

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As a triassic dicynodont once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." So I made a coprolitepost and put it on a t-shirt (and other stuff) for you to buy, thereby paying me, just as the prophecy foretold!
https://t.co/oM8OZ4cLZu

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Mfw when an Ankylosaur has a larynx that allows for bird-like vocalizations.

AKA it could sing. Thank you Pinacosaurus for your contribution to science.

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Goddosaurus Rex vs Biblical Spinosaurus. An increasingly overpowered dinosaur vs an always-changing one.

Also a chance to emulate Jack Kirby and Mike Mignola

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- other bears! This idea's supported by coprolites associated with Arctodus containing Juniper seeds, isotope data showing they ate some local large browsing herbivores, and bones of sloths and young proboscideans with possible Arctodus tooth marks! (2/2)

Art by Joschua Knüppe!

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Tarbosaurus is trending for whatever reason! So here, have a 3 AM doodle! The Tarbo isn't exactly sure what you want him to do with strange human contraptions.

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Last post was very sucessful, So what did i do? I made a shitpost to celebrate!
I don't feel like shading it as too much detail i think ruins the purpose.

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While researching some Sabercats... I looked up the Primeval Smilodon from the face front and uh... This is all I could think about. It's the eyes bro.

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I drilled, and I hit coprolite folks, here it is, the terrible old stuff

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Siats Meekorum, Kevin Durant's his way to the popular Tyrannosauroid team, since he's now a Megaraptoran.

Just as Meraxes was being initiated to the Allosauroid group too!

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CHOO CHOO! Here comes the please mind the gap! 🖼 🚂

Cue me tagging a bunch of palaeoartists cos I’m basically only on Twitter for coprolite posting.

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A very lucky dino: A T.rex strikes an Alamosaurus at the right time, at the right angle, and at the right are where Alamo is vulnerable. Because sometimes all you need is luck!

Even the Rex looks stunned.

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A rather morbid warm-up, inspired by 's vid on what happened to poor ol' Big John the Triceratops.

(Stan and Big John also have history regarding being specimens sold on auctions...)

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