NEW YEAR’S: New Year’s is great ‘cause / neighbors give your fireworks from / November to March.

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A CAROL FOR OPENING GIFTS:
My daughters’ Christmas / theme song for opening gifts / is Hey Jealousy.

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Dad Autumnal Ensemble:
Hoodie, cargo shorts, / and a ball cap. Plus, a beard / to keep the face warm.

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THANK YOU WAVE: If I let you in, / and you don’t wave, I curse you / with bad bathroom days.

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