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2015-03-19

Company mandates can be awkward for some.

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2015-04-07

Who always gets left out on Easter?
Norther, Souther and Wester

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2015-04-08

How may innocent eggs have to dye each year for Easter?

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2015-04-08

Do you know what they say about Danish people?
They’re flaky

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2015-04-08

I took a programming class with JSON. He was super strange and always talked in code.

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2015-04-08

What is the only plant you should take advice from?
A sage

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2015-04-08

What do you call a spider from Iraq?
An Iraqhnid

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2015-04-08

What do you call left over shaved ice?
Aftershave

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2015-04-08

Never take refuge in a pillow factory during the zombie apocalypses.

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2015-04-08

This just in… Mark jumped his wife’s car battery.

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2015-04-08

Hollywood to make You've Got Snapchat, a contempory remake of the 1998 comedy You've Got Mail.

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2015-04-08

If and had a baby what would it be?
A Cat Fish

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2015-04-08

Detroit is so poor that their parade floats sink.

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2015-04-09

This just in... Photographers are 98% more likely to flash people in public.

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2015-04-10

When it comes to working on spreadsheets, Bill is a real pro.

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2015-04-11

What do Muggle babies wear in the wizard world?

Muggies

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2015-04-11