Kendall rolled for an item and got a laser pointer

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Ex's man.

But the real context is a joke that happened in the campaign where my old warlock was healing my fighter and put flesh eating worms in his stomach.

But this joke is with crabs.

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More shenanigans. Kora's a simple girl: if someone asks her to light a locked wooden box on fire, she will. Even though she has firebolt instead of produce flame. I also rolled a nat 20 for the attack.....

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Now that I’ve given up on Inktober it’s back to our regularly scheduled DnD shenanigans.
Our bard uses Tasha’s Hideous Laughter as a signature spell and a chance to make horrible dad jokes.

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