# nfts

Dorkis stories time! This is Hope Sideburns and ever since locked up her husband Edd Sideburns (and their cat professor Fluffles Whiskerston) she’s been super angry… so angry that she stopped brushing her teeth and got zombie mouth

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Once upon a time, Pony Goodie-Good was a powerful Jin. Lived in a lamp and fulfilled wishes. But the years were ruthless. And over time, Goodie-Good became a grizzled dorky.

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Biggy Blueberry

Scholar, Historian, Mad Scientist.

What do you get when you cross a 30mm Cannon, an elephant and antigravity Magic?

The latest in automobile fashion, thats what!

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Trying to write back stories for today's event and j have NO IDEA what to say about Zac Craven-wes.

Plz help. Tell me a story about this dork.

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Omen Ragdoll and her playful ghosts
Were not the kind to play in the day
They always preferred the light of the moon
To curse the children that got their way

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