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Boris let’s us be a fly on the wall at number 10 on a new show called ‘Twat’s Life’ #AwfullyBritishRealityTvFakeFacts
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35 minutes until #HashFakeFacts What mirthful misdirection will it be this week?
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#AwfullyBritishFakeFacts that East Londoners can live without avocado & toasted sourdough.