If you think a human soul and a birthday wish are enough to soften Rum so you can give him a hug and tummy squishes, you will be in for a not so great surprise ¦D

Still, happy you survived another year, Anon!

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Someone blew Rum a kiss on Tumblr. I don't think he is a fan of mushy tokens of affection <_<;

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I mean... Rum isn't wrong xD but neither is Slate. Coffee's for grown-ups!

Thanks for the Ko-fi, !☕️💛

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