Heh, my gum-chewing exploits aren't over! After all, how can they be when @/Tsweirdaccount and @/SadPostRayne are so sweet and chewable! Now let's see how big they can get before they go POP!

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Story Gum-Chewing Evils

Looks like Reynardo learned a truth, he needs to stay away from that gum! And possibly rethink who is going to be his plus one to Wonka's factory... Well, at least that's what the book is for.

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Are you persuaded by data about and prevention?

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Whether it’s Donkey Kong Country, Mario Kart, or yes, even Smash Bros, we want to see Dixie Kong make her mark on more games. This isn’t the end for her, nor is it the end for us! Let’s never stop promoting our ponytail-twirlin’, elephant-riding, bubblegum-chewing champion!

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A quick one today. Violet Beauregarde, the gum-chewing champion swelling up into a blueberry and Willie Wonka’s oompa-loompas taking her away.
Ah the deliciously wicked tales of Roald Dahl!

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