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He slurped slime to quiet the haunting melody of love that played in the back of his mind. An addiction grew as vicious memories began to surface, and soon he found himself compulsively licking slime to cope with the panic of realizing everything around him was alive.

10 62
2023-01-30

The rain finally cleared up as 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲 sat in the backseat and watched the green hills roll by. He noticed a young calf bouncing joyfully surrounded by it's family. His stomach grumbled. He was headed to McDonalds.

5 37
2023-01-04

𝗠𝗮𝘂𝗶 𝗪𝗼𝘄𝘄𝗲𝗲 is very stoned. But he will fuck you up. Just be cool and there won't be a problem.

8 59
2022-12-27

Beyond the fog of Desolation Keep, 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗔𝘅 works as a potion peddler for a nameless elder. He still dreams of the blood-stained battlefields of his youth. Tragically, a deformed face now melts from his warped skull. His warhammer is buried in a secret glade.

6 29
2022-12-22

𝗕𝗮𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆, tequila nightshift distiller at Zargon X. Bored of the usual worm added at bottle time, he started to drop in new critter-shooters: anhkhegs, fire-beetles, carrion-crawlers, centipedes and cerebral parasites are some of his most notable.

8 30
2022-12-22

Always down to swoop friends & cruise the Borealis. One time, after huffing a bag of melted cellulose acetate, drove the spacetruck right into the mother-satellite, knocking out internet on Mars. Worth it- dude hooked up with the Siren of the Nebulas that night. Legend

10 54
2022-12-19

𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗼𝘆 owns three dogs. He's going to buy a new puppy soon. Chicks love puppies. His small outdoor porch area has a small patch of piss-soaked fake grass under a towering mountain of stinking dogshit. Axe body spray seems to help in the short term.

7 44
2022-12-18

𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿's favorite dance, "The Sailor's Hornpipe", is a solo dance: perfect for the cramped quarters aboard the Catsnatch Cuddlecruiser. It helps 2 ease his mind during the long journeys across planet clusters smuggling G13 nipdabs to Space Clubs.

6 39
2022-12-17

𝗗𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 was a hot brown mess,
and his life was a bit of a guess.
He was always covered in brown gravy,
and his bowels were loose and wavy.
Though his food was often quite plain,
His stomach was always in pain.

5 44
2022-12-14

The dry years had been hard on 𝗦𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻, relocated to a station on the dune planet Aridus. He felt held back by the pain of his cracked anus and missed the snow and steamy hot springs of his home planet. Worse, the suppository made his spit thick.#hedztales

5 35
2022-12-13

𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗵 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 was not just the demon that he appeared to be on the outside. He was the water of the reflective pools, and the cold stone that contained them. He was the misty vapor that rose from the pools when the dawnlight warmed the stone.#hedztales

6 39
2022-12-13

Down the twisting hallways of Saurian Keep, 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗟𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱 toiled in his chaotic laboratory. One night, under moon-glow and candlelight, he discovered that the melted eyeballs of snails actually made a decent eye cream that minimizes dark circles.

7 40
2022-12-08

𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱𝘆-𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗘𝗹𝗳 lives with a small band in the isolated meadowlands. He employs a giant eagle to guard his lair, and is a high level magic user. He was once called a faerie, a moment that lead him down the magic path. He hopes to become a wizard someday.

10 46
2022-12-08

𝗢𝘄𝗹𝘆 the owl, he loved that mud so much,
He'd fly down every day, and take a little touch.
His wings would be caked in the muck and the squirt,
But he loved it so much, down in that wet dirt.

8 61
2022-12-08

𝗠𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗣𝘂𝗿𝗽𝗹𝗲 spends hours a day meticulously cleaning the crevices of his biceps and oiling his forehead for a smooth finish. His dedication to self-care is highly commended and appreciated by his mutant brethren. He can open a beer with his neck.

6 56
2022-12-07

𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿, jet-lagged in an unfamiliar city, was hot-stepping swiftly through the dark hours of the metropolis. At the end of an alley was a staircase to a rooftop. Alas! Found the perfect bathroom: an old satellite dish. He sprayed cat diarrhea all over it.#hedztales

6 45
2022-12-07

𝗙𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗺

Through his nibbling and chomping
He soon made a hole
For a desperate chance at freedom
He’d pay any cost in soul

From the nostril of the rodent
Our hero began to climb
Escaping through the eye socket
With a remarkable amount of time

9 45
2022-12-07

𝗭𝗶𝗽, barback at the Starkraft Brewhouse of orbital ring X-14, never shies away from a challenge- from mopping up the oral eviction of the gastrointestinal contents of a zerganon zegladoid to rehydrating the dry cavity of a primordial mozork, 𝗭𝗶𝗽 is ready 2 rock!

6 37
2022-12-07