Would you join me for tea time exquisite she will serve Assam blaqq tea with fresh Hokkaido milks …conversation will be about reestablishing ancient Grek marriage traditions in a new state based on the vision of Albert Speer

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Look, man, we gotta get this barrel out of here tonight or the revenuers are going to chew my ass harder than a pack of dogs on a three legged cat

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I believe you call this conveyance a... what was the word... "truck", yes? There's a certain energy when they're in motion which possesses a truly primal appeal!

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The audience is just going to love this little guy when I bring him out!

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I just love these old books... oh? You don't find them so interesting? What brings you to my library, then?

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"Welcome to Club Tropical Beach Club sir...no I'm sorry...wat? There used to be some weird training facility here years ago but it's abandoned...now this is a zesty tropical pina colada beach club! No, no idea if they moved. Can I interest you in a glycine burger?"

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