/Stands on top of a cardboard box
/Takes a deep breath

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ohmygohdiwanttokisshislittleskiniwanttogivehimalittlebruisetherewowimdownsobadforedsheranthisissoemmbarising WHAT THE HELL his nipples are so gucking ugly tho lol

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